wisd0mjusticeandl0ve:

Lets just lie in bed, next to each other, in our underwear and hold each other whilst we stare into eavh others eyes, then kiss softly everynow and then. Then end up having really spontaneous rough sex that makes my back and chest bleed and your ass and thighs bruised.

(Source: joli-etrangere)

torpidgilliver:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

the sims do not worship the llama out of love, but out of fear

(Source: weheartit.com)

to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

peachtrick:

• if you think her skirt is cute, tell her
  
• the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers
• liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it
• draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on
• do your homework it’ll help with stress
• when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better
• don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are
• if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter
• hug the people you love
• know that your life is weird right now and it will get better